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to brick 

Verb used by technology enthusiasts, specially the ones who chance devices firmware (like cellphone modders), to define when a device that was working is now useless.
It means you just turned something into a worthless brick by doing something wrong.
Person 1: I'll try to change my IPhone OS to Android
Person 2: Try not to brick it! oO
Person 1: Screw it, I'm doing it!
Person 1: F*$%. Bricked. =/
to brick by TI Guru February 8, 2013
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to brick 

man, I just want to brick in that chick's face...
to brick by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

To brick-flop

Regular Verb; transitive.

To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish calque "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
Do you want to brick-flop a donkey everyday?
He just brick-flopped his mule.
Has he brick-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings brick-flopping.
To brick-flop by anonymous June 8, 2022

Dick to Brick 

A practice of slapping one's penis against the coarse brick wall, for sexual pleasure. The practice is said to have originated in Cincinnati, Ohio.
"Can you hear the knocks? That's him doing "dick to brick" against your wall", said Misha.
Dick to Brick by Tabarnak77 February 22, 2021

talking to a brick wall 

Is a phrase used to sarcastically explain that the person you are talking to do is not listening or is so dumb that they don't understand
Wow you're so stupid it's like talking to a brick wall
talking to a brick wall by Ohdearlol December 28, 2013

talking to a brick wall 

Talking to a brick wall means that you are talking to someone who can't comprehend what the person is saying
I'm fr talking to a brick wall rn, nvm.

Brick to the face

Smashing a brick into a jaw of an unsuspecting person with intent to knock them out.
a man comes in who just slept with your wife.
BRICK TO THE FACE!!
they wont do it again.