Verb-to churt(two smoke, chill, and smoke)

Churt is the derivative of 430. It was made so that adults wouldnt know what we were talking about.
today i asked evdawgs if he wanted to churt. he replied by saying that he was chursty.
by peee peeeooooo July 31, 2009
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When your intoxicated and back someone into a corner with ramblings. Usually accompanied by hand gestures.
I didn't enjoy the pary because that cat was churting me all night.
by Rubberduck5 October 27, 2009
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This kinky act involves a male taking a shit and saving the longest piece. This piece is then wrapped in saran wrap and placed in the freezer until needed. When the time arrives, the male retrieves the churt and proceeds to screw his partner with the frozen shit.
Note: It is perfectly acceptable to use someone else's churt with your girl
"He's in the bedroom churting her"

"I love it when you churt me with your giant frozen logs"
by Ri Queef February 27, 2006
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The act of being dull, boring, kind of grey, and specifically draining to the person that is having to listen to you.

Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.
Example conversation:

A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...

etc etc etc...

Also:

churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.

churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed

churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.

to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.

a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.
by Nicky and Dave Hadley June 12, 2007
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A special kind of hurt inflicted by Chacha
You churt me with this painful thing
by SaurPuss February 10, 2022
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A large frozen faece used for sexual pleasure (see churting).
Dude 1: Are you hanging a turd in there Bro?
Dude 2: Fuck off and leave me alone mate.
Dude 1: Can I check out your pile Bro?
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: My missus is horny and I need a Churt.
Dude 2: Well your in luck, I just passed the biggest brown baton you have ever seen!
Dude 1: Sweet! I'm gonna make her scream tonight!
by Stifler69 October 3, 2012
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A small whiny fart sound, describing a complete motard that nobody likes because he/she's gayer than fuck.
"Look at Churt. Can't you see he's just a turt?"
by Your Mother's arse August 27, 2008
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