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A special kind of hurt inflicted by Chacha
You churt me with this painful thing
Churt by SaurPuss February 10, 2022
Related Words
A large frozen faece used for sexual pleasure (see churting).
Dude 1: Are you hanging a turd in there Bro?
Dude 2: Fuck off and leave me alone mate.
Dude 1: Can I check out your pile Bro?
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: My missus is horny and I need a Churt.
Dude 2: Well your in luck, I just passed the biggest brown baton you have ever seen!
Dude 1: Sweet! I'm gonna make her scream tonight!
Churt by Stifler69 October 16, 2012
A small whiny fart sound, describing a complete motard that nobody likes because he/she's gayer than fuck.
"Look at Churt. Can't you see he's just a turt?"
Churt by Your Mother's arse October 16, 2008

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".
A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

James Irwin Charter School 

A very terrible school, full of racism and lesbians. The principal is a pussy. There’s no damn windows, terrible dress code(like really terrible) 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.
Ewww you go to James Irwin Charter School?

Chart Bullies 

Chart bullying is when an artist or group becomes to powerful and other artists music can't pass them in streaming to chart on the Billboards or other music platforms. The term picked up popularity on Twitter as BTS continues to dominate the world. Usually used passive aggressively in a light hearted manner.
BTS and the Army really are chart bullies taking 4 of the top 5 spots like that. STREAM BOY WITH LUV!
Chart Bullies by Howls11 July 1, 2019