You're not going to be able to take pride in-

"Ope! Oops! I forgot 'Pride' is bad for a second!" Says Dr. Jordan Peterson.

Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."

Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."

You're not going to be able to take pride in- by Hym Iam May 25, 2024

You are not supposed to be able to see this 

I cannot contact you in any way and, therefore, cannot threaten you with anything here.

Hym "I have not threatened anyone as you are not supposed to be able to see this. I am nit communicating with you in any way shape or form and if YOU are communicating with ME or interacting with THIS it is EXPLICITLY INTENDED to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and is done explicitly as a form of cooperative gaslighting and harassment AND your ability to do so is contingent on a surveillance apparatus set up around me by people who have no authority to do so. If it was a crime you would be taking me to court. Therefore, you must get more out of this than you would taking me to court. You will submit to legal recourse or I will murder a child. I was also fired while striking so that is cool. Ummm. Yeah. Chop chop. I'm going to be a lot less sympathetic to people who advocated for the continuation of a bizarre and cruel violation of my rights and the theft of my property the longer this continues and I agree to NO CONDITIONS until I've been credit and paid in accordance with my contributions. Die today please."

You are not supposed to be able to see this by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door by Hoonta January 27, 2012

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

b e e b e e b e e b e e

SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly 

The start of the bee movie script

Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*

According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly by Pearl the Axolotl September 7, 2021

if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more 

from Jane Austen's Emma, meaning that i love you so much that i can even put it into words.

"(name) If I loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more."

if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more by bottomsblues November 13, 2022