Shortly after teabagging an actual cup of tea, Lucas was admitted to the Cedar-Sinai Burn institute, where he offered to teabag every member of the Staff, including the janitor.
by TheContinental September 14, 2003
The scrotum, much like the tea bag, is a pouch that is used specifically as a means of convenient storage. The tea bag is to tea-leaves as the scrotum is to testicles. Now most people would come to the consensus that the scrotum is not the most attractive aspect of the male form, and that it should be hidden from view at all times because of its offensive appearance and function. Whenever the scrotum comes out of hiding, people tend to take notice. Imagine a scenario in which you and your close associates are out drinking all night and having a gay old time. Also imagine that you have a friend named Greg, who in light of his low tolerance for alcohol, proceeds to act like a total dilweed for most of the evening, and his night reaches its climax when he passes out. (Note: Greg has passed out with his shoes still on, making him fair game.) You and your friends decide that Greg should be punished for his capriciousness, and one friend-let’s say his name is Jarvis- suggests that “we should tea-bag him!” As has remained constant since the colonial days of tar and feathers, mob mentality prevails. Everyone praises Jarvis for his idea, which seems brilliant in the context of inebriation, and they suggest that he have the honor of performing the deed. Jarvis walks over to the incapacitated Greg, and proceeds to unzip his jeans. He delicately exposes his scrotum and slowly descends, hovering above Greg until he finally allows his junk to come to rest gently on Greg’s face. Applause.
Greg was a victim of teabagging last night, and he complained to me about scrotal-residue left on his face. (see scrotum stamp)
by Paul K.S. November 24, 2009
a condition in which the afflicted desires to be teabagged so obsessively, that nothing else matters. More often than not, the affliction leads into darker areas of perversion such as "teaganging"where satisfaction can only be achieved by having groups of 4 or more men, teabag the ailing party for extended periods of time, while giving each other common reach- arounds and whistling strands of " yank my doodle - it's a dandy." Severe cases often lead to the more hardcore acts such as the "rusty trombone."
Though she knew that the doctor's diagnosis of her teabagitis sounded so sexually sinister, the fact that Danielle constantly daydreamed about scrotums on her eyes, her cheeks, her lips,coupled with the recent discovery of a small smegma deposit on her upper lip, forced her to believe that her worst fears had come true - she was indeed afflicted.
by 1 beat off June 2, 2010
Dipping one's nuts in a chicks mouth, or when the party crashin' asshole passes out, you 'drape' the ballsack over the face. Another more finely tuned version, saved for the fat bitch that won't leave you alone, The Cleveland Steamer with a Reverse Tea Bag. -Leave a steamer on her chest as you dip your nuts in her mouth.. -For those 'special occasions' :)
by Tenacious D March 27, 2003
V. - To bring shame and humiliation on a helpless opponent by repeatedly placing ones scrotum, or nuts in their face or mouth. Also can refer to any act which is intended to mimic this repeated scrotal contact.
Joe was crying tears of frustration and shame when I pistol whipped him and proceeded to teabag his fragged corpse until he respawned.
by Les Miller September 29, 2007
An adult act performed by consenting republican/conservatives on each other to express their fake outrage to imaginary tax increases (most of these idiots actually just got a tax break)
During this act one republican/conservative nut job (pun intended) drops his pants in public and slowly lowers his scrotum into the eager mouth of another right wing nut lover.
Some basic Teabagging participation rules
1: Participants have to be very low income (preferably on welfare)
2: Participants have to be avid Fox News watchers (this makes certain the participants are brainwashed to the extent of being borderline retarded)
3: Participants have to be republican/conservative
During this act one republican/conservative nut job (pun intended) drops his pants in public and slowly lowers his scrotum into the eager mouth of another right wing nut lover.
Some basic Teabagging participation rules
1: Participants have to be very low income (preferably on welfare)
2: Participants have to be avid Fox News watchers (this makes certain the participants are brainwashed to the extent of being borderline retarded)
3: Participants have to be republican/conservative
On 04/15/09 (Tax Day) broke ass republicans throughout the country gathered in public and performed mass teabagging on each other for hours while complaining about some imaginary tax increases
by fauxoutrage May 3, 2009
The act of repeatedly lowering one's ballsack onto another person's head/forehead. Ususally performed by male strippers on clients.
Male Stripper 1: You see that old woman?
Male Stripper 2: Yeah.
MS 1: I was just teabagging her.
MS 2: That's my mom.
MS 1: Oh... *uncomfortable silence*
Male Stripper 2: Yeah.
MS 1: I was just teabagging her.
MS 2: That's my mom.
MS 1: Oh... *uncomfortable silence*
by Lizzy G November 23, 2007