dilweed

a person that is annoying, possibly a dork, but definately not your friend. You despise them.

That dilweed wouldn't shut up during the entire movie. My cousing is a freaking harry potter loving dilweed.

by jeremy sandifer February 16, 2009

dilweed

#1:A dick, a bitch, a guy, a wiener head, someone who is inconsiderate.

#2: A friendly insult, to say it because it sounds good with surrounding words.

#3: A greeting

#1: "What a dilweed for totally cheating on me!"

#2: "Dude your a dilweed!"

#3: "Dilweed!"

by Topsy Cretz March 6, 2009

dilweed

small person who is basiclly weak and afraid

you little dilweed shit head

by yer February 9, 2006

Dilweed

Someone who did something that annoyed you (made you anxious), but you can’t be mad at them because it’s not really their fault (and they’re also seriously adorable). A dork.

She called herself a dilweed because she took so long to reply to my messages, but I’m really the dilweed for overreacting and freaking out about it. (Sophie’s amazing and a dork and a wonderful human who means a lot to me.)

by v-blue-writer December 14, 2018

Dilweeding

The act of bumming around, being useless in action, and the physical act of stupidity. Usually characterized as someone who is lazy.

"So, where's Chris?"

"I don't know, probably dilweeding around somewhere."

"I hate working with her, she's always dilweeding when she's supposed to be working!"

lazy

by I<3dilweeds June 9, 2009