merk: noun; some one who goes on 4chan all day, avoiding their necessities of life, even in causing stress, drama and anger in other peoples lives.
merk: verb; the act of going on 4chan all day while not working, in many cases to avoid work but doing so in almost the same manner as working. (ex. office job)
merk: verb; the act of going on 4chan all day while not working, in many cases to avoid work but doing so in almost the same manner as working. (ex. office job)
dude if you're going to be a merkfag at least use more than one term other than "newfag" in your .
yeah I went to work and merked all day long, there wasn't much to do if the office.
yeah I went to work and merked all day long, there wasn't much to do if the office.
by Tekron420 January 30, 2008
by dapper December 12, 2004
When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.
A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.
A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.
Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously
Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.
Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.
Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.
Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.
Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.
Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.
by jEmess February 28, 2010
by top dogg by tha law November 12, 2004
She pulled me into the bathroom, shut the door, and dropped her pants. As soon as she bent over the bathroom sink, I knew she wanted me to merk her.
"Why has Padrick been in the bathroom so long?" "He's merking some random chick."
"Why has Padrick been in the bathroom so long?" "He's merking some random chick."
by Duke L'Orange October 18, 2006
A word originating from Tekken, playing as Craig Marduk. A term used to describe extreme domination, or winning by a landslide
You just lost your round with a perfect score against you.
"I totally just merked you down!!"
"I just merked your ass"
"I totally just merked you down!!"
"I just merked your ass"
by Alura SunFire January 10, 2010