Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".
That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.
by Robert Fonda February 4, 2008
Combination of feng shui and disfunctional.
When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.
When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.
by Goldgoatturd February 23, 2009
An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.
The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2020
The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her. If she wasnt as cowardly as she was, people would know what her real name was.
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2020
Changing something, particularly within a group of people, that affects everyone. This change can be seen as uncomfortable or different, and will not go unnoticed, however small it is.
When Evan pulled the lunch table forward, if only a few inches, he had fenged up the shui for everyone sitting at it.
Emily: Stop fenging up the shui by trying to switch us to 2% milk!
Emily: Stop fenging up the shui by trying to switch us to 2% milk!
by Flying starfruit August 3, 2016
by Feng Shui Doge March 25, 2021