The medical condition wherein the United States dollar sign is visible in the human eye.
Credit: J. Jacques
Faye: "I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancin' in my eyes!"
Dora: "Careful, Faye. Our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism."
n. finance. 1. A unit of currency in use as legal tender in several western countries, most visibly in the United States of America. US Dollar, containing 100 cents, is the second largest currency after Euro and is the prefered trading unit as it originates from the most prosperous and stable economy in the world.
2. A representation of greed and material gain.
As long as oil is traded in dollars the Federal Reserve people have their work cut out for them.
He is so pathetic, always shopping, always talking about money. I swear I can see dollar signs in his eyes.
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An 'A-Double Dollar Sign' is just that. An 'A' and two dollar signs: A$$
Used in reference to the female buttocks, usually in an appreciative manner.
Male #1: Damn! That Anita has one fine A-Double Dollar Sign!
Male #2: Yeah it's alright...but have you seen SHARIFAH'S?!
Portmanteau of "cash" and "astigmatism". The ailment of being rendered either short-sighted or blind due to dollar signs in the eyes. A level of greed that results in a person behaving without thought to future consequences. First used in Jeph Jacques' webcomic "Questionable Content".
Faye: I only have to pay a third of the rent instead of half! There are dollar signs dancing in my eyes!
Dora: Careful, our eye-care plan doesn't cover cashtigmatism.
Did you hear? John inherited a bunch of money from his uncle, but it gave him cashtigmatism and he blew it all on silly putty and gummi bears.
Intentionally annoying the hell out of someone by speaking like Ke$ha, the famous American popstar's, name. In other words, replacing s's with dollar signs. Will easily piss someone off.
John: Yo what'$ up?
Jim: What the hell's up with the dollar sign?
John: It's Ke$ha-$peak.
Jim: Not cool.
John: You're ju$t jealou$ I thought of it fir$t!
Perjorative name for Las Vegas, Nevada, due to the tendency of one to lose money in gambling. Also spelled with dollar signs in place of each letter S (Lo$t Wage$)
Joe went to Lo$t Wage$ and lost his shirt.
Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.
All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.