3 definitions by Goldgoatturd

Bear Claw

Magnificent bangs created by using hairspray and a curling iron at the same time; hence generating enough heat to give crusted arching spikes that resemble claws.
The bearer of the bangs has NO clue how weird they look and believe that it is beautiful. Style sighted only in the southern states. Called "The" bear claw also referred to as "Mall Hair".

Did you notice how all the waitresses in this Waffle House have a Bear Claw?

Yeah, even the waiter.

by Goldgoatturd February 21, 2009

Upper Decker

When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.

Aw, man! Someone pulled an upper decker!

by Goldgoatturd February 20, 2009

dis-feng shui-tional

Combination of feng shui and disfunctional.

When an ammature attempts feng shui in his/her home and ends up with a bizzarre decor that is uncondusive to daily life.

You're table is blocking the doorway, it's dis-feng shui-tional!

by Goldgoatturd February 23, 2009