tits on the ceiling

Dome shaped light mounts fixated to ceilings, commonly found in hallways, basements, living rooms, and some bedrooms.

Also the beginning verse of a forgotten rap song.

"Hey Abbey, nice tits on the ceiling!"

"Omg did you see Lauren's two tits on the ceiling?"

tits on the ceiling by HammieG January 27, 2017

Tits on the Table 

To go "all out"; similar to "go hard or go home" just more awesome, because tits are always better

Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"

Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"

go hard or go home
go big or go home

Tits on the Table by GrahamM February 6, 2013

tits on the balcony 

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

tits on the balcony by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023

more useless than tits on a nun 

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.

Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!

more useless than tits on a nun by Missy Meg January 5, 2009

stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen

A phrase expressing surprise or perplexity at a situation. It originates from an Internet artist's re-imagining of the pokemon Nidoqueen that featured breasts.

"Dude, check out this text I just got. It's stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen"

stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen by TelethatVirt November 2, 2014