Tits-Donkey

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.

"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.

Tits-Donkey by Sekai July 28, 2012

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donkey tits

Donkey tits are the mammory glands of a sloppy, thick bodied female. Generally the breasts of a swamp donkey. Donkey tits are generally the only redeeming quality of these husky heffers, and as such they will commonly be over exposed.

Guy 1: "You see that fat girl with half a shirt on"

Guy 2: "Ya, she needs to cover those donkey tits"

Guy 1: "Was that a swamp donkey? I just saw a set of donkey titties"

Guy 2: I donno, I didnt see her, all i heard was "HEE HAWW HEE HAWW"

donkey tits by JackMeHoffHard March 14, 2010

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Tits-Donkey • donkey tits • Tits • tits up • tits mcgee • tits or GTFO • Tits Magee • Tits on a whale • tits on a bull • tits out

donkey tits

One who's breasts resemble those of a donkey

"Whoa! She's got donkey tits!"

donkey tits by Alex Jeji June 19, 2003

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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