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Kick tits 

To make moves and get on up out. Avoid weak shit and seek adventure. A sick spin off of the phrase "Kick rocks", revolutionary phrase on the University of Oregon campus.
Aye nigga let's kick tits, I'm trying to get some food.
Kick tits by yokey bear May 14, 2011

kick tits 

this is a person, place or thing that does more than kicks ass, it kicks tits. this is something that my cousin made up, it was fuckin awesome, so i figured i put it on this shitty site.
"dude, i went to a lamb of god concert on friday, they fuckin kick tits!"
kick tits by stevie pevie July 27, 2008

Kick in the Tits 

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.
'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'

better than a kick in the tits 

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.
"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

kicking tits

A Jakeism for just hanging out, chilling you know just kicking tits
Hey bigglesworth what are you doing on this fine evening?

I'm just kicking tits m'lady.

Oh man you know
kicking tits by Fake Jarmer June 8, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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