a fleshy, fun pillow on one's girlfriend
ahh, i slept like a baby on my girlfriend's <u> tits </u>
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A female's breast's used to produce milk and sexual pleasure men or women
Kiersten : Hey Chad like my new blouse?
Chad : Wow it really show's how truly amazing your Tits really are!
Kiersten : Well aren't you gonna play with them?
Chad : Like you had to ask!
Kiersten : Oh Chad! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Squeeze Them Harder Oh Yeah You Like My Tits Don't Ya!
Chad : I Wanna Suck Them!!!
Kiersten: Oh Chad go ahead!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMMMM! Delicious!!
Chad's Wife : What The Fuck Is Going On Here!
Kiersten : Nothing Chad's just admiring my Tits!
Chad's Wife : I told you to get a gallon of milk and you do this!
Chad : Well they were out so Kiersten offered some!
Chad's Wife : Fuck You!
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1. noun - one of two sexy lumps placed over a woman's ribcage which babies drink milk from and men practice drinking milk from.
2. noun - one of two gross lumps placed over a man's rib cage, most commonly made of excess fat from the extra twinkies that WERE hanging around the house.
3. adjective - alternate meaning for Ozzy Ozbourne's favourite way of describing someone "boob".
4. noun - alternate word for this.
1. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Oh baby, let me suck on your big tits!"
Woman: "Oh my god, look at her tits, they are so big!"
2. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Dude check out that guys man tits!"
Woman: "Ew, his tits are bigger than mine!"
3. Ozzy: "Yo' such a f*ckin' boob, mate!"
4. Anyone: "Yeah well, like they say 'tit for tat'."
by Ness K. October 19, 2005

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things to nibble on during sex!
hey, dammit! suck my dick while i play with your tits.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003

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Prison slang for drugs, whether they are prescription or designer. Made famous by the television show Oz.
"Yo O'Reilly, you got any tits?"
by Sas January 13, 2005

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n. 1: A mammary gland of a human female.
2: A foolish or stupid person.
1: Know what, my girlfriend has some big tits.
2: "Do you know these tits, 'arold?"
"I've seen a lot of tits in my life, guv'nah, but none quite as stupid as these two."
by MX December 16, 2003

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An acronym for Taste In Tunes. Many women have misinterpreted this as the slang for female breasts and thus mistakenly perceived the man as a pig, when he was actually trying to convey what excellent musical taste she has.
Charles: "What are you listening to?"
Binky: "The Cure."
Charles: "I say, nice T.I.T's."
Binky: "Thank you, care to join me for a drink of absinthe in Budapesh?"
Charles: "I'd be jolly delighted to, Binky."
by Davyan August 23, 2007

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