7 definitions by h20polo1717

Funny

What no female has ever been, nor ever be.

Now that’s so true that it’s not funny

by h20polo1717 May 19, 2021

Period

The excuse that females used to act how they do.

Girl: *Throws phone*
Guy: What was that for?!
Girl: my second to least favorite character died
Guy:….
Girl:….
Guy: Period?
Girl Yes.

by h20polo1717 July 18, 2022

Female friend

They suck, until they actually suck.

My female friend sucks!

by h20polo1717 May 19, 2021

American Horse Pirate

Also known as the cowboy

Look at that American Horse Pirate, he’s a real redneck!

by h20polo1717 August 4, 2021

Tits

Tits, what most people mistake as the females chest, it actually stands for “Tasty Italian tomato sauce”

Oh ya, I love tits

by h20polo1717 May 19, 2021

Girlfriend

Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.

Guy 1: I want a girlfriend

Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.

by h20polo1717 May 19, 2021

Ain’t got

Money

I ain’t got any money

by h20polo1717 May 19, 2021