Dave: I was so titfaced last night that I rode a table down the stairs and ended up in the hospital.
by Bus36 February 2, 2006
when you think a girl is hot until you somehow only see her face, realizing her banging Double D+ created a mirage of attractiveness
Raj: Yo, check out that fine honey over there at the bar, i'd love to hit that
Lazlo: Where?
Raj: At the bar with that appletini
Lazlo: the Titface?
Raj: What? no way
Lazlo: Look (holds coaster over girl's chest)
Raj: Oh god dude, she looks like Meryl Streep, it was her bangin' Double D's
Lazlo: Where?
Raj: At the bar with that appletini
Lazlo: the Titface?
Raj: What? no way
Lazlo: Look (holds coaster over girl's chest)
Raj: Oh god dude, she looks like Meryl Streep, it was her bangin' Double D's
by damutitface August 6, 2010
A way of describing someone who has tits for a face or an expression describing someone as an asshole.an expression of annoyance to someone with large tits that cover their face.
by georgieboy March 10, 2006
Titface has cheeks so large they look like boobies
A hillbilly with strange toes, her hobbies include sleeping & qeefing.
A hillbilly with strange toes, her hobbies include sleeping & qeefing.
A titface's idea of a crazy night out is shooting a duck with a water pistol in the bath. Generally a massive facebook nerd and all round diva
by friggin awesome.co.uk September 9, 2010
by Monapi February 13, 2018