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Timpview Highschool 

Timpview, the school of the Big Mormon family's. Where all the Molly Mormons worship there lord in unity. But it is so much more then that, it is also one of the most toxic places in the world. Your not perfect? Talk to your bishop hoe. Everyone thinks rebelling for us is drinking coffee and tea but it is so much more, sure most of us are this way, some are so closed off that they have never watched anything that isn't a cartoon in there life, unless of course it's a bible video, or Bill Nye. But there's also the other side, there's the F*boys/girls and the Orji groups, all hiding away in staircases to makeout, Everyone is either a cheater, a one-weeker, or let's get married at 18er. And then there's the druggies, kids just trying to get as far away from the culture as possible, so they skip class to vape and smoke weed. Some of the more worldy kids will try and scar the purest with story's of 'rebellion' It's toxic. Everyone has to act perfect, and if you aren't you still go to church and act like it until your with your friends again. And we can't forget Underage Mormon Dating. here, you cant date until your 16, and if you do you don't call it that. you call yourselves "a thing" and these get pretty flaky. One moment your flirting and making out the next your afraid you'll break the word of wisdom if you even hold hands, so it ends. And I swear if i hear one more person say "I'm not aloud to hangout with the opposite gender " I'll flip your teachers desk.
Timpview Highschool; where the most judgemental Mormon kids go, and the unopenly queers.
"Wow stop being so judgy what is this, Timpview?"
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Timpview Highschool 

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(that idiot is you)
Timpview Highschool by ThirdDeer August 28, 2022

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