ARAM (time unit) 

ARAM is a new time unit, used in small communities which defines 15 minutes.
Its source is the League of Legends mode ARAM which lasts at least for 15 minutes.

"Yo guys, i'm AFK for 2 ARAM s - gotta eat something and then take a dump"
ARAM (time unit)

ARAM (time unit) by FoediFoedsen December 28, 2017

ARAM (time unit) 

1 ARAM (time unit) stands for 15 minutes of time, therefore 1 hour does include 4 ARAMs.
Originated from the gamemode called "ARAM" in League of Legends.

ARAM = time unit

Usage of ARAM (time unit):

Wow I just masturbated for 3 ARAMs!

WTF that movie was 12 damn ARAMs long!!!

ARAM (time unit) by theFreddy99 February 9, 2017

Shrek (unit of time) 

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.

Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

Shrek (unit of time) by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

Unit of Time 

how one breaks up time when they're unemployed - usually 1 unit = 30 minutes

Shaving my legs took up 1 unit of time

Unit of Time by Ellie from Philly August 22, 2008