During coitus with an older woman, it is the act of flipping her on her back, grabbing both ears, and applying downward pressure as to tighten the face and give the appearance of the woman that she once was. Thus, making it appear, though temoparily, that you are fucking a 25 year-old which signifcantly reduces the amount of time required to ejaculate so you can kick her ass out of your apartment. See "White-trash Facelift"'
Dude 1: "Did you take home that catcher's mitt last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but it's cool cuz I ran her through the time machine."
by Black Sheep of the Tri-Cities October 18, 2013
Mens' bathroom stall. Usually rank.
I left a floatin' Brad Pitt in the time machine
by Whikiity wah April 17, 2004
A virtual machine that is used to calculate time that advances Science exponentially.
They used a time machine to figure out the location of the nebula
by TimeDoc November 21, 2014
A sizeable stash of pornography built up over several decades, enabling you to relive the experiences of people who masturbated in those times.
Will Ferrell: "I still hate you, but you've got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags."

John C. Reilly: "Yeah, I got them from the '70's, '80's and '90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine."
by MrCardboard November 07, 2011
Steel Reserve + Xanax Bar
Black 1 - Yo yo yo mayne i ate deeze barz and drank on my 211 yo and went back in TIME dawg.

Black 2 - Nig you be trippin.

Black 1 - Nah dawg that be a time machine!
by Steelres January 12, 2012
When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.
I gave a chick the time machine last night...
by Lil' Bloodshot February 01, 2009

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