Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
by Big Joely July 21, 2023
Could you please direct me to the nearest Any Time Machine, I would like to make a withdrawal.
Yo Tella! Ware dat Any Time Machine be at?!! I stack paper all day! 24/7!
Yo Tella! Ware dat Any Time Machine be at?!! I stack paper all day! 24/7!
by Krystianity March 3, 2010
Really poor sex act that seems like it goes on forever, but secretly it's only about 30 seconds or so...
by BK516 October 5, 2017
he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.
by Greg G. G July 6, 2022
When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.
by Tkroll24 May 15, 2016
The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
by Jollyer February 26, 2023
Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.
"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003