Time Fighter

A man (DILF) or woman (MILF) (usually over 40), who would do anything to keep him/herself looking youthful. Serious time-fighting is an expensive past time that is not affordable to the general public.

Examples of legendary time fighters include Michelle Pfeiffer, Demi Moore and Steven Lawrence Thompson.

Brian marveled at Steve's youthful appearance " I can't believe Steve is over 40! He doesn't look a day over 28!"
Eric quipped "He was the world champion time fighter in 2008, he spends on average 8 hours a day applying various creams onto his face. He does attract hundreds of tomb raiders from all over the world every year."

Time Fighter by Lulu Thompson October 16, 2008

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Time Fighter

An older woman who trolls the bars for younger men. Synonym for Cougar, Bargoyle, MILF, etc.

Hey man, that chick over there is checking you out, she must be older than your mom, she's a real Time Fighter.

Time Fighter by Sal Delmundo December 12, 2007

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Time Fighter • Time • time bomb • time travel • time machine • Time out • time traveling • Time Waster • time fuck • time in a bottle

Time fighter

An old person: someone who's biggest fight is against the clock

Man she's old, she's a time fighter

Time fighter by Krisskrossapplesauce June 21, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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