undewear that only uncool people that suold get a wedgie
friday I was waring tighty whities in school and someone gave me a Marvan and then gave me a hanging wedgie on a bathroom stall door for 2 hours. I told on them and nothing hapend so I have to have another wedgie for the hole day. it herts
A type of underwear which is designed to cradle the package close to the body. Useful at a young age, but as you age they become less useful, strangling the testicles and making your manhood hurt for at least a week afterwards. If you are wearing tighty whities above the age of twelve, it is suggested to switch to boxers or boxer briefs rapidly to avoid any damage to the testicles.
Man: Shit! I'm infertile?
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
What nerds and geeks wear. It is a cool dudes duty to give a hanging wedgie to all tighty whitie wearers.
I once had no Boxers left so I wore tighty whities on a gym day. My classmates gave me a Swirly as punishment.
white briefs that come in 3 or 6 packs, usually Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, or Jockey brand. Worn by prepubescent boys and men whose moms still buy their underwear for them.
Pull up your pants! Your tighty whities are showing.
what guys w/ sexy asses should wear but dont cuse they are too cool
what fat kids wear because their mom still buys them their underwear
for heven sakes just buy some boxers
also what i found on my floor this morning
jesse should wear tighty whities cause hes too damn sexy to not show his ass