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Addendum to definition No.2: A titfish may be enamored with their own tits, as well as the tits of others.

"Anonymous Girl has the biggest rack, and is a total titfish! She loves her boobs even more than I do, and I'm Titfish McGee!"

4. titfish: noun

Mermaid, especially with large attractive tits.

5. titfish: noun

Any fish that has tits. Can be due to a mutation; tit-shaped tumors, growths, warts, etc; or some guy who took the time to craft a pair of tits that could be strapped to a fish and did so.

6. titfish: noun

A woman in any type of swimming/aquatic equipment, especially with large, attractive tits.

7. titfishing: verb

i. The act or practice of being a titfish.

ii. Actively searching for tits that one may ogle/adore in

some way.

iii. Also ogling those same tits.
Using multiple definitions:

Two titfish, Titfish McGee and his partner, Governor Titfish, went to Titfish Lagoon to titfish the lovely titfish in their skin-tight scuba suits, witness the titfish produced by the nearby gene-altering toxic waste factory, and perhaps even catch a glimpse of the legendary and mythological titfish.

Titfish titfish other titfish.
titfish by iknownothing123456789 February 7, 2012
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/tifɪʃ/

Roots:

adj. to show symptoms of illness

Stems from the Latin word "tif," meaning fever

Synonyms: feverish, fever, ill
“Do you want to sit down? You look tifish.”
“I’m a bit tifish, I have a headache and can’t stay awake.”
Tifish by Lost Detached Soul November 27, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
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Condiment home

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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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