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Addendum to definition No.2: A titfish may be enamored with their own tits, as well as the tits of others.

"Anonymous Girl has the biggest rack, and is a total titfish! She loves her boobs even more than I do, and I'm Titfish McGee!"

4. titfish: noun

Mermaid, especially with large attractive tits.

5. titfish: noun

Any fish that has tits. Can be due to a mutation; tit-shaped tumors, growths, warts, etc; or some guy who took the time to craft a pair of tits that could be strapped to a fish and did so.

6. titfish: noun

A woman in any type of swimming/aquatic equipment, especially with large, attractive tits.

7. titfishing: verb

i. The act or practice of being a titfish.

ii. Actively searching for tits that one may ogle/adore in

some way.

iii. Also ogling those same tits.
Using multiple definitions:

Two titfish, Titfish McGee and his partner, Governor Titfish, went to Titfish Lagoon to titfish the lovely titfish in their skin-tight scuba suits, witness the titfish produced by the nearby gene-altering toxic waste factory, and perhaps even catch a glimpse of the legendary and mythological titfish.

Titfish titfish other titfish.
titfish by iknownothing123456789 February 7, 2012
Related Words
/tifɪʃ/

Roots:

adj. to show symptoms of illness

Stems from the Latin word "tif," meaning fever

Synonyms: feverish, fever, ill
Do you want to sit down? You look tifish.”
“I’m a bit tifish, I have a headache and can’t stay awake.”
Tifish by Lost Detached Soul November 27, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012