Tifa; A crazy slut girl with oversized– And I mean OVERSIZED breasts that are about the size of her head.

People crap up your mind by saying she's a 'courageous beauty'. But, hell no. If she's so 'courageous', she would've told Cloud about her feelings I don't even care about.

There will be no Tifa fanboys if her boobs weren't God damned big enough.

And if they got even bigger–

Jesus Christ, I'd be dead of suicide now.

So, overall, Tifa– A.K.A. some idiot woman who swings her watermelon-like knockers around for fun.
Tifa: Oh my God, I'm so sad! *swings breasts around*
by Some Dude January 25, 2005

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