10 definitions by TheSaltergeist
AOC, or Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, is an Applebee's bartender who was promoted to Congress after being selected via the Democrat's 'Loser Lottery' initiative.
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th peaceful protest
Etc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Abuela: Dios mio, my roof, eet seenk, water, eet pour. Plees AOC, lend me the $500.
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
AOC: This government has so much to answer for, letting you live in these conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days
by TheSaltergeist June 5, 2021
Male (pronouns) member of the totally non-existent, nonviolent and generally wholesome, healthy group, ANTIFA.
Andy Tina's train relentlessly to be in optimum physical health, so they can exert their dominance in the field of battle/mostly peaceful protests. Which "don't exist - Joe Biden". Getting up at the crack of lunchtime, AT's begin training in earnest.
Lifting the bong for reps, AT's increase the intensity by expelling oxygen via conversations about White Supremes and how the evil capitalist corporatist elites have their knee on his neck.
All the training in the capitalist world won't help you, if your diet isn't up to scratch. So after, AT's indulge in a hearty meal of lawn trimmings, dessicated acai berries and a spoon of purest soy to keep their testosterone level at peak minimum.
Then it's on to flexing those brain muscles. 2 hrs of reading Communist literature and drawing bad hentai ensures continual decline in all areas of life.
Andy Tina's train relentlessly to be in optimum physical health, so they can exert their dominance in the field of battle/mostly peaceful protests. Which "don't exist - Joe Biden". Getting up at the crack of lunchtime, AT's begin training in earnest.
Lifting the bong for reps, AT's increase the intensity by expelling oxygen via conversations about White Supremes and how the evil capitalist corporatist elites have their knee on his neck.
All the training in the capitalist world won't help you, if your diet isn't up to scratch. So after, AT's indulge in a hearty meal of lawn trimmings, dessicated acai berries and a spoon of purest soy to keep their testosterone level at peak minimum.
Then it's on to flexing those brain muscles. 2 hrs of reading Communist literature and drawing bad hentai ensures continual decline in all areas of life.
Chad: Are you....OK?
Andy Tifa: Yeah mayun, it's just... this corporate oppressive societal structure of oppression is crushing everything, we NEED to give the means of production to the people.
Chad: ...how did you just ejaculate?
Andy Tifa: Yeah mayun, it's just... this corporate oppressive societal structure of oppression is crushing everything, we NEED to give the means of production to the people.
Chad: ...how did you just ejaculate?
by TheSaltergeist June 5, 2021
Despite concessions being made, a large man was resisting arrest strongly, after attempting to steal from a grocery store with a fake bill.
It took all officers to hold him down.
Delboy adopted the textbook prone knee hold to the man to restrict his maneuverability. The man continued to shout and make the same claims he had been making for the previous 30 minutes. Delboy asked his colleagues to call paramedics as the man was complaining of medical issues.
When the paramedics arrived, the man's heart had stopped beating. It was later found that he had ingested a large amount of fentanyl, which had strained his already diseased heart.
The man was pronounced dead some time later. This event would ensure that Delboy's name would be etched into the publics memory for quite some time to come. Delboy was charged for his claimed misconduct and placed under arrest. What followed was months of backlash, rioting, looting, destruction of property, arson, rape and murder, mostly by a certain group of people, in reaction to the occurrence.
A year later, the riots still ongoing in some cities, the trial began. An ready foregone conclusion,
Celebrities, politicians and galaxy-brained representatives of a certain community rejoiced at the guilty verdict, but some went a little too far. And some went too far, even before the jury had delivered their verdict. Resulting in the current situation of Delboy currently awaiting sentencing pending the outcome of a requested retrial.
It took all officers to hold him down.
Delboy adopted the textbook prone knee hold to the man to restrict his maneuverability. The man continued to shout and make the same claims he had been making for the previous 30 minutes. Delboy asked his colleagues to call paramedics as the man was complaining of medical issues.
When the paramedics arrived, the man's heart had stopped beating. It was later found that he had ingested a large amount of fentanyl, which had strained his already diseased heart.
The man was pronounced dead some time later. This event would ensure that Delboy's name would be etched into the publics memory for quite some time to come. Delboy was charged for his claimed misconduct and placed under arrest. What followed was months of backlash, rioting, looting, destruction of property, arson, rape and murder, mostly by a certain group of people, in reaction to the occurrence.
A year later, the riots still ongoing in some cities, the trial began. An ready foregone conclusion,
Celebrities, politicians and galaxy-brained representatives of a certain community rejoiced at the guilty verdict, but some went a little too far. And some went too far, even before the jury had delivered their verdict. Resulting in the current situation of Delboy currently awaiting sentencing pending the outcome of a requested retrial.
Morris: You always go too far and Delboy Chauvin the situation.
Brookes: I didn't mean to it just escalated and went somewhere it shouldn't have.
Morris: I guess it was kinda my fault to begin with, not really yours for having to Delboy Chauvin me.
Brookes: I didn't mean to it just escalated and went somewhere it shouldn't have.
Morris: I guess it was kinda my fault to begin with, not really yours for having to Delboy Chauvin me.
by TheSaltergeist May 16, 2021
A Cuckmedian is a Liberal who uses their platform to spread Leftist propaganda. Usually in the form of 'Late Night' shitshows whereupon they feature Commie shill anti-Trump guests disguised as celebrities.
The most cripplingly unfunny individuals populate this segment, often marketing their shows as ''humorous prime time current affairs'' programming. When in fact, 90% of their material still involves Donald Trump (Who hasn't been in office for 4 months). The other 10% consists of anti-white, anti-male fairytale hyperbole.
Notable Cuckmedians include Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver and the entire crapstew cast of SNL.
Cuckmedians are used by political mega-pedos and media oligarch kid-diddlers to spread Liberal propaganda to disembodied and dishearten actual normal people. This makes them literal AIDS to the obviously superior tenets of Western civilisation.
Just say 'No' to Liberal AIDS.
The most cripplingly unfunny individuals populate this segment, often marketing their shows as ''humorous prime time current affairs'' programming. When in fact, 90% of their material still involves Donald Trump (Who hasn't been in office for 4 months). The other 10% consists of anti-white, anti-male fairytale hyperbole.
Notable Cuckmedians include Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver and the entire crapstew cast of SNL.
Cuckmedians are used by political mega-pedos and media oligarch kid-diddlers to spread Liberal propaganda to disembodied and dishearten actual normal people. This makes them literal AIDS to the obviously superior tenets of Western civilisation.
Just say 'No' to Liberal AIDS.
AndyTifa: See that Cuckmedian show last night? Colbert cried because Biden got elected with dominion machines.
Bee'el Emm: Really? Wow. He is just the type of zim/zer/zhey I want to be when I get my first job
AndyTifa: But you're 58
Bee'el Emm: Really? Wow. He is just the type of zim/zer/zhey I want to be when I get my first job
AndyTifa: But you're 58
by TheSaltergeist May 21, 2021
Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.
Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
by TheSaltergeist December 27, 2021
ANTIFA shares many parallels with the Bible, despite being secular. Much like the inception of all things bad in the Bible, ANTIFA traces it's origins back to what members refer to as 'Original Soyn.'
Original Soyn is celebrated on Dec 25th, and harkens back to a seminal event described in their holy book, The Wokerinomicron.
On a winter's day in 1993, an epileptic Seattle teen was in attendance at Our Lord Adam Schiff school of Virtue Community college and Vape Shop, in a Privilege Acknowledgement class.
Feeling a tingle in the back of her head, she rose to her feet, fearing a seizure. But this was no seizure. Gripping the table, she began shaking violently. Images and instruction began filling her head from an unknown source. Foaming at the mouth and losing control of her bowels, she collapses into a heap, continuously farting.
Upon awaking, she began at write down what she had experienced. These are the tenets of modern day ANTIFA, and these writings became the Wokerinomicron.
ANTIFA strictly adhere to making themselves very puny, easily led, cowardly, incestuous and self-loathing, as their doctrine dictates.
Original Soyn is celebrated on Dec 25th, and harkens back to a seminal event described in their holy book, The Wokerinomicron.
On a winter's day in 1993, an epileptic Seattle teen was in attendance at Our Lord Adam Schiff school of Virtue Community college and Vape Shop, in a Privilege Acknowledgement class.
Feeling a tingle in the back of her head, she rose to her feet, fearing a seizure. But this was no seizure. Gripping the table, she began shaking violently. Images and instruction began filling her head from an unknown source. Foaming at the mouth and losing control of her bowels, she collapses into a heap, continuously farting.
Upon awaking, she began at write down what she had experienced. These are the tenets of modern day ANTIFA, and these writings became the Wokerinomicron.
ANTIFA strictly adhere to making themselves very puny, easily led, cowardly, incestuous and self-loathing, as their doctrine dictates.
Al Sharpton: Dey shot anotha black mayn out hurr. For nuthin. We gon burn this mutha down.
Chris Cuomo: Shocking. All he did was shoot his baby mamma and run at cops with a chainsaw while on bath salts. When will this rayciss end? Luckily, ANTIFA is just an idea and won't riot
Chris Cuomo: Shocking. All he did was shoot his baby mamma and run at cops with a chainsaw while on bath salts. When will this rayciss end? Luckily, ANTIFA is just an idea and won't riot
by TheSaltergeist June 5, 2021
The 2020 Election Steal took place across the United States during the month of November 2020. Designed by the CCP and Leftists to falsely implant a puppet president, the operation involved the manufacturing ballots in favor of one candidate, having ballot watchers removed, then funnelling the counterfeit ballots through compromised Dominion counting systems.
John: What do you think about the 2020 Election Steal?
Nate: Pure conspiracy.
John: .. I think I know who you voted for.
Nate: Pure conspiracy.
John: .. I think I know who you voted for.
by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020