(noun)- The act of receiving a throatpie (an oral creampie often followed by the receiver swallowing) while smoking opium in a traditional setting, such as a Qing Dynasty era Opium Den.
Popularised by Yung Fuego’s hittrack “Opium Den” off his hit album “Little Pimp 2.”
And if they put me to the chair just let me die…
My last words will be “Opium Throatpie.”
“Throatpieable” (adj.): A colloquial neologism describing an individual possessing anatomical and behavioral characteristics conducive to the successful performance and completion of deep oral insemination. Traits often include relaxed pharyngeal reflexes, superior respiratory control, and a general willingness or predisposition toward cooperative oral copulatory practices.
Throatpieable (adjective) | \ ˈthrōt-ˌpī-ə-bəl \
Definition: Informal slang. Describing a person considered suitable or receptive for acts involving ejaculation within the throat during oral sex.
When someone looks like they’d be down for you to finish deep in their throat.
You ever seen Emily Browning in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events? Yeah, that bitch is totally throatpieable in that one! All the day erry day
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.