(noun)- The act of receiving a throatpie (an oral creampie often followed by the receiver swallowing) while smoking opium in a traditional setting, such as a Qing Dynasty era Opium Den.
Popularised by Yung Fuego’s hit track “Opium Den” off his hit album “Little Pimp 2.”
And if they put me to the chair just let me die…
My last wordswill be “Opium Throatpie.”
“Throatpieable” (adj.): A colloquial neologism describing an individual possessing anatomical and behavioral characteristics conducive to the successful performance and completion of deep oral insemination. Traits often include relaxed pharyngeal reflexes, superior respiratory control, and a general willingness or predisposition toward cooperative oral copulatory practices.
Throatpieable (adjective) | \ ˈthrōt-ˌpī-ə-bəl \
Definition: Informal slang. Describing a person considered suitable or receptive for acts involving ejaculation within the throat during oral sex.
When someone looks like they’d be down for you to finish deep in their throat.
You ever seen Emily Browning in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events? Yeah, that bitch is totally throatpieable in that one! All the day erry day
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).