Me in stained thrift store garb: "They make me cooler than you."
Hot girl: "How so?"
Me: "I'm a moron."
Hot Girl: "Fo shizzle my nizzle"
okay, I totally killed this entry...
These stores usually contain a lot of crap nobody wants, but also will have the occasional gem, such as a pair of nunchucks, an unworn Armani suit in dry cleaner bag previously owned by a deceased person or bedroom furniture with secret compartments holding narcotics.
Person B: Thanks, I got it at the thrift store for a dime.
Police: Your honor, we caught Person B with 12 kilos of cocaine in a bedstand he claims he bought from the Salvation Army.
Judge: Lock him up.
Or I guess where people shop to SAVE MONEY...although you can get new clothes on sale or better quality used on ebay for almost the same price anyway.
(insert light bulb here) I know!! I'll go to a THRIFT STORE where I can buy the same crappy, low quality clothes but with a more ill fitting cut, even shittier colors, and the great musty smell of body odor and decay ! Then I'll look so original just like all my friends who wear the same ill fitting, smelly garb. Fabulous.