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(n): the non-scientific measurement of liquor poured straight from the bottle into some poor dope's cup for three seconds without a liquor pourer, rendering the drinker wasted off of "one" drink
"I've seen lots of bartenders do this. They give it a three-second pour!"

"I don't know why I'm so drunk off of one drink!" "It's because he three-second poured it."
three-second pour by Carrington Schaeffer December 18, 2012
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