Sexual intercourse before starting a task.
Man visits female friend.
Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?
Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?
The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood
, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk
. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.
What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?
I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!
Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)
Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!
When a penis is inserted into the penis hole of another person.
Nilano: yo black man, can i stick my skrawny wiener into your large cock?
Black man: Oh sure Nilano, I have always secretly wanted you to attmept to thread the needle on me.