I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!
Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!