Thousand Oaks is an extremely boring bedroom community roughly 50 miles northwest of Los Angeles. Once a nice town with a western feel. Great place if you are a rich Republican or a mindless soccer mom. Nearly all the cool parks and nature are gone. Wildwood Park now smells like a sewer. Ventura County Sheriff harass teenagers on nearly an hourly basis.

The odd thing is that it was a really cool place when i was a kid.
"Thousand Oaks is boring"
by Bill Fremonti September 29, 2007
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Linkin Park's fourth studio album, released on September 14, 2010. The musical style is TOTALLY different from their older stuff. If you are a fan of Hybrid Theory and Meteora, but not a big fan of Minutes to Midnight, you may or may not like the new album. One song actually has Chester rapping. The Catalyst is the best song on the album, in my opinion.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Linkin Park's new album, A Thousand Suns?

Guy 2: Yeah, it sucks.

Guy 1: I like it. But if you don't like it, that's fine. Your entitled to your opinion, and I won't force mine onto you.

Guy 2: Okay, thanks. Same to you. I prefer Linkin Park's old stuff.

Guy 1: I agree! LP's old stuff was the BEAST!
by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010
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A great city in California. In Ventura County right next to the border of LA County, Thousand Oaks is quiet and peaceful. Thousand Oak has many parks and had zero gang activity as of 2015.
by Southbayshake December 1, 2019
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AKA Two Thousands, 2000s, 2XXXs, 2-Thousands, 2 Thousands etc.
The period between January 1st of the year 2000 and December 31st of the year 2999.
With all the transformations our planet, it's cultures, government, geography, technology, language, music, the way we dress etc are likely to go through, it is highly unlikely that we will get through the Two-Thousands with a world as closely resembling our own as that shown on the cartoon "Futurama."
by Miskatonic Jack 2 October 23, 2006
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When a guy is doing a chick who's on her period, the culmination of jizz and blood clumps looks like thousand island dressing! A magnificent dressing that's sure to satisfy even the kinkiest of vampires.
Charles: "Alice and I did it last night." Bob: "Isn't she on her period?" Charles: "It's cool; I don't mind making thousand island."
by Eric "The Cheesy" Liu June 1, 2007
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Guy 1 wow theirs like one thousand people in there.
Guy 2 ya thats a big ass number right there.
by bigmoney1000 November 26, 2018
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