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Thousand Oaks is an extremely boring bedroom community roughly 50 miles northwest of Los Angeles. Once a nice town with a western feel. Great place if you are a rich Republican or a mindless soccer mom. Nearly all the cool parks and nature are gone. Wildwood Park now smells like a sewer. Ventura County Sheriff harass teenagers on nearly an hourly basis.

The odd thing is that it was a really cool place when i was a kid.
"Thousand Oaks is boring"
by Bill Fremonti September 28, 2007
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A very boring city it is... It is very quiet and clean though. The roads are very confusing, and it's not very cheap there either. Not only is the real estate mucho expensive, but all other prices such as gas as well. It's a rich mans city,not bad for retirement. Wouldn't want to live there if I were interested in the party scene, or saving money at that. It's not realy near anything either. Thousand Oaks bites!!
I've been lost many a time in thousand oaks, had to spend money on gas which was rediculous; after spending a significant amount of time looking for a gas station. It's not a convenient city.
by Bergesmurf March 29, 2006
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A safe town with tons of kids. Expensive, but most people there are nice. It's quiet, but bored, but it's somewhat close to LA, so you can visit fun places while still living in a safe area. There are some snobs, but mostly nice people.
You live in Thousand Oaks? Seems boring, but at least it's safe.
by DEADINSIDE666 February 14, 2017
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The most amazing, greatest place on the face of the planet. No joke.
Goddamn i love Thousand Oaks.
by Brian William French March 10, 2005
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A quiet, rich suburb just north of LA.

People say its full of snobby rich bitches with silicon

boobs and plastic faces.
People say all the kids are spoiled brats with Audis.
People say it is boring and full of retired Republicans.

Really, those only a few people like that.

But it's also a nice place to grow up.

It's clean and safe and it has nice parks.
No one locks their cars, or their houses, and you never ever ever feel threatened.

Mainly, its just an boring place for teenagers.
:Hi... I'm from... Thousand Oaks
:Oh... (He must be a snob)
(But he's probably not)

:God damn. There's nothing to do in TO(Thousand Oaks).
:True that.
:But we're too lazy to drive into LA.

:OOhhh pretty yellow flowers (actually an invasive and highly agressive spanish mustardseed)

:I'm going to the store. I'll take the car.
:Can't you just walk?
:Walk? What's that?
by SoCAler December 15, 2010
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It's just a rich, racist, white, stuck up, overcrowded fucking hellhole!!!! It's filled with nothing but stupid, rich cunts who think they're God and anyone who is poor or homeless is trash!!!! People will stare at you and talk shit if your not driving a bentley or a Benz!!!! It's too hot there and it's too busy!!!! And yes it's also a very boring place; there is nothing to do and nowhere to go. Everything is overpriced and you have to have a car to get around. 99% of the fuck wads who live here suck ass and act holier than thou. Just a bunch of brainless rich soccer moms driving Escalades all day drinking Starbucks and trying to act "cool" fuck this rich shit hole and everyone who lives there!!!! The only cool and nice people are the local homeless.
Thousand oaks is so boring... there's nothing to do and everyone sucks!!!!!
by AMBERR1 October 03, 2016
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