thought poacher

A thought poacher consciously takes someone's thought and presents it as though it is their own. To poach a thought, one must be aware of its source when elocuting it.

"She stole my hep idea, that dag-blasted thought poacher."

by shadyladyk February 11, 2010

Thought coma

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.

Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.

by modhek February 2, 2022

Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 15, 2019

Drink Thought Exclamation

A "eureka" moment but instead of exclaiming "eureka," you exclaim "mmm" because your mouth is full of water.

Two entrepreneurs (E) drinking:
E1: "We need a business idea."
E2: "Yeah, but what?"
E1: *Takes a drink and comes up with an idea* "Mmm!"
E2: "I know that sound! That's a drink thought exclamation!"

by Licensed_Nerd August 8, 2020

Shut your thoughts up

A phrase used do to the pre notion of someone saying something stupid, obnoxious, rude, or negative.

Matt walks in the door with a disgruntled look on his face. Liz is getting the kids ready for bed. The dishes aren't done.

Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"

Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"

by Shirley Abernathy April 17, 2011

Thought dump

When you have racing anxious thoughts and you say them out loud as a pressure release to stop worrying and let go of the thoughts

I was panicking about the movie tomorrow and just said out loud as a thought dump"I'm fucking freaking out it's probably gonna be fine it's just a movie anyway" and felt better within minutes.

by Zen Bossman June 22, 2023

Thought fuck

When you have thoughts you want to say but someone constantly interrupts you when you talk.

My girlfriend is such a thought fuck. She just wants to talk about shopping.

by Themitchyo July 25, 2022