4 definitions by modhek
Back to work
Coworker 1: How were your holidays?
Coworker 2: You mean ghettolidays... I stayed all-time in the hood!
Coworker 1: How were your holidays?
Coworker 2: You mean ghettolidays... I stayed all-time in the hood!
by modhek September 20, 2021
Like the Pokémon strike.
It is kinda taser electroshock, but without administering electricity to the body.
It occurs in very anxious people, whose brain 🧠 triggers the psyshock when it suffers (for example, when your boss gives you an impossible issue to solve in the next 5 minutes).
It is kinda taser electroshock, but without administering electricity to the body.
It occurs in very anxious people, whose brain 🧠 triggers the psyshock when it suffers (for example, when your boss gives you an impossible issue to solve in the next 5 minutes).
Boss: Hey, the app crashed! 😡 I want it fixed in the next ten minutes, okay?
Psyshock striking the coworker
Coworker: Aaaargh! 🤯
30sec later, the coworker recovers his mind
Coworker: Uh, I mean of course...
Psyshock striking the coworker
Coworker: Aaaargh! 🤯
30sec later, the coworker recovers his mind
Coworker: Uh, I mean of course...
by modhek March 6, 2022
When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.
Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.
by modhek May 26, 2021
A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.
Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
by modhek February 2, 2022