27 definitions by Licensed_Nerd
by Licensed_Nerd October 10, 2020
by Licensed_Nerd August 18, 2019
Guy *trying to be chill*: Hey I just chugged a litre of water and I gotta use the U.
Girl: You know you can just say urinal
Guy: I know, but I use the Urban Dictionary.
Girl: You know you can just say urinal
Guy: I know, but I use the Urban Dictionary.
by Licensed_Nerd December 11, 2018
The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
by Licensed_Nerd November 3, 2020
by Licensed_Nerd March 26, 2020
When you wave to someone but have your phone in hand and it's kinda awkward to the person who received the wave.
When she looked up from her phone, she saw me and gave me a phone wave so I picked up my phone and phone waved her back.
by Licensed_Nerd July 28, 2019
When you are in the middle of working or on a conference call and bring it into the bathroom, the same way former US President LBJ did.
I was on a really important conference call, but I really had to use the can so I connected my earbuds to my phone, put myself on mute, and took the call LBJ-Style.
by Licensed_Nerd July 18, 2021