Suck This 

used as a response to a statement that you do not like, also followed by a rude motion ie: pointing both hand at crotch or flipping them off with your middle finger

Officer: can you please move you car is blocking that hospital entrance and the ambulince can not get in

Kevin: Suck This * Points both hands to crotch*

Suck This by MonkeyDLuffy_Mugiwara_Kaizoku February 5, 2010

suck this dick 

The taking of the mouth around the male Phalic member (used on the first person) Ised as an insult.

Person-1 "Shut up)
Person-2 "hey suck this dick"

suck this dick by L File May 27, 2016

suck this mango 

It can mean either 'in your face' or 'owned'

I just got into college! Suck this mango!

Dude, the chick you bagged last night was really your half-sister. Suck this Mango!

suck this mango by Raphaël Azaghal April 13, 2010

IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK

This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.

"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"

IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 22, 2022

well this sucks 

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

well this sucks by random annoying person June 17, 2018

[This] [sucks] [on ice] 

When a situation isn't disgustingly disagreeable, unintelligible or disenchanting enough; this phrase is used to properly convey the current lameness of that occasion accordingly.

Spoiled kid (at Knott's Berry Farm, screaming): I told you. I wanna go to Disneyland, bitch!
Mom: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Just shut the fuck up!
Teen: This sucks on ice... Disney on ice.

[This] [sucks] [on ice] by bgamer October 24, 2008

this sucks 

describing a current event, or posession, as sucking

what, a compaq?! man this sucks

this sucks by [c0x0r] March 23, 2005