polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Thienmeister 

Sometimes called the Dang or Peter the Thienmeister is the captain that knows all. Sitting on his cold iron throne with dial up internet situated in the dark city of Yagoona, no one may question the Thienmeister for he knows all. no one may out run the Thienmeister for he is too quick. no one may fight the thienmeister because he will fuck you up in dragons nest. The Thienmeister is the all knowing captain, Fuhrer Thien.

OH MY GOD BACK OFF ITS THE THIEN MEISTER
YOU WANNA COME FIRST IN THE 100 METER RACE? LOOK THERE IS A THIENMEISTER BEHIND YOU

Thienmeister by iPurple April 19, 2013

Anarcho-theism 

Perception that monotheism is a violation of pagan European traditions. Can take on occultist & antisemitic attributes.

Anarcho-theism views paganism as more than a lifestyle choice - - it is a defense of European culture and pre-Christian heritage.

Anarcho-theism by sandraxine May 28, 2017

Thiesen 

The best person to have in your life. He will always entertain you and make you laugh. He hates fake people and snakes. So don’t be a snake

Dang that guy is hilarious he must be thiesen

Thiesen by Ligma96 September 13, 2018

agnostic theism 

Agnostic theism is defined as believing in the existence of a god, but not claiming to know for sure that this god definitely exists.

I wouldn't suggest paying attention to the other much more vulgar definition about agnostic theism

agnostic theism by I'm Kenny November 5, 2013

theism 

Theism is not a religion, rather it is a belief in god(s). This can be a belief in a single God, as in Islam, Christianity, or Judaism (monotheism), or a belief in deities or multiple gods, such as Hinduism & many ancient religions.

Islam is a type of theism.
Christianity is a type of theism.
Judaism is a type of theism.
Theism can be unrelated to organised religion.

Theism is not the same as religion. Religions can be atheistic, i.e. Buddhism.

theism by geekchic April 29, 2006