Urban Dictionary: theratini

1.	Theratini
	Any kind of alcoholic beverage designed to provide stress relief, attitude adjustment, or relaxation, especially at the end of a long, trying day or at the end of a long, trying relationship "This day is never going to end, but when it does, I'm heading next door for a good, stiff theratini." "I've decided that I'm putting myself back out there. I'm going to start with an ice-cold theratini." buy theratini mugs & shirts thera-tini theraptini martini therapy ther-a-tini by bunn28 Aug 18, 2010 add a video