the children
the children by A user of this website January 30, 2019
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it's for the children
Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"
it's for the children by Arces February 9, 2012
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think of the children
The most dangerous words in the English language. Often spouted by single-minded individuals with (seemingly) good intentions to persuade people to curtail any given liberty instead of assume personal responsibility.
The government needs to ban all the porn from the Internet, so we don't actually have to get involved and explain our personal morality to our offspring! Please! Think of the children!
think of the children by Another Wordy Oddball August 12, 2007
protect the children
It is a philosophy conservatives and assorted soccer moms came up with to destroy everything a kid might find fun. It is based on the idea that if people coddle their kids from doing anything that even could have the slightest potential for harming the kid it should be outlawed.
How do the "protect the children" crazies work? well it starts with some dumbass that gets hurt or raped or sees porn, or is even just playing a game or music and someone sees it and rats or gets hurt. The soccer mom parent sues with the claim "because my boy was so stupid to get himself hurt all must suffer" and bam it is outlawed. They also tend to think pedophiles are behind every rock, tree and bush and will do whatever it takes to keep kids inside a vacuum or bubble.
How do the "protect the children" crazies work? well it starts with some dumbass that gets hurt or raped or sees porn, or is even just playing a game or music and someone sees it and rats or gets hurt. The soccer mom parent sues with the claim "because my boy was so stupid to get himself hurt all must suffer" and bam it is outlawed. They also tend to think pedophiles are behind every rock, tree and bush and will do whatever it takes to keep kids inside a vacuum or bubble.
no more swing-sets to take kids on? No more good kids television shows? No more fun animated violence in video games/movies? good cooking utensils? Safety scissors? dressing up in full military armor to just go rollerskating. The list goes on and on!
Me: why is your son fat
soccermom: He is safe from all things that could hurt him, we just keep him inside all day long, so he is devoid of all physical activity therefore he is big boned! You don't happen to be a pedophile? do you?
Me: *runs for my life* thinking "those protect the children nuts are sure raising some lifeless kids alright."
Me: why is your son fat
soccermom: He is safe from all things that could hurt him, we just keep him inside all day long, so he is devoid of all physical activity therefore he is big boned! You don't happen to be a pedophile? do you?
Me: *runs for my life* thinking "those protect the children nuts are sure raising some lifeless kids alright."
protect the children by wateriestfire September 25, 2006
The Timeless Children
The Final Episode of Season 12 of Modern Doctor Who. This Episode is a perfect representation of taking something good and then taking a massive shit all over it
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: Wow, the Timeless Children was an amazing episode!
A Real Doctor Who Fan: No, it destroyed the show's cannon and everything good about the Doctor's character
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: You just saying that because the main character isn't a white male scum bag anymore, YOU SEXIST!
A Real Doctor Who Fan: No, it destroyed the show's cannon and everything good about the Doctor's character
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: You just saying that because the main character isn't a white male scum bag anymore, YOU SEXIST!
The Timeless Children by Not Crowbar XD lol May 6, 2020
Defecting The Children
used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
Defecting The Children by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005
Children of The Earth
Children of The Earth by raincloud2001 July 18, 2009