VAGINA!!!!
by Augie Farkss November 9, 2008
by jcs6388 December 6, 2008
when cutting a fart, you spread your ass cheeks, and you can see the "o-ring"(sphincter) open and close "wink", when rancid eminations are expelled
While your wife was eating my ass, I farted in her face. I know she was close enough to see my winking brown eye. I hope I did not leave a skid on her tongue.
by Mark 1 October 29, 2005
n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.
Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.
by Terry Deary February 24, 2006
Naked yoga with a yeast infection.
by bernardjumblingtowers October 24, 2010
The act of opening and closing one's brown eye (see asshole) to make a slurrping sound in a winking fashion. Also referred to as Red Eye after some heavy action.
by Brown Cow May 20, 2003