The Sloppy Kylie 

When you are making out with someone and they suck on one of your lips making them purple, almost like a lip hickey. This action resembles the Kylie Lip Challenge making your lips larger and darker in color. An unpleasant experience.

"How was the hookup last night"
"It was okay he gave me The Sloppy Kylie and now my lips hurt!"

The Sloppy Kylie by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020

the sloppy bobby

is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara

screw these guys im not a girl look im doing the sloppy bobby

the sloppy bobby by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009

The Sloppy Sugarman

When your fuckin your english teacher from behind and right before you ejaculate inside of her, you yell "I am BEOWULF" and then smack her in the face with ur vocab book.

"Damn, last night my student did The Sloppy Sugarman to me...He's definetly passing my class now. It was the wildest thing Ive done."

The Sloppy Sugarman by Rick Jamesson September 15, 2011

The Sloppy Whopper 

When you sneak up on a friend and try to stick your penis in their mouth while they are yawning without them noticing. in a perfect scenario you get the victem to choke. Bonus points if you can sneak the balls in there.

i was just sitting there.. and john caught me with the sloppy whopper!

The Sloppy Whopper by stan harris March 28, 2007

the sloppy roethlisberger 

to fuck a college aged girl in a men's bathroom.

yo that chick is is so nasty she ain't even worth the sloppy roethlisberger

the sloppy roethlisberger by danielburton April 27, 2011

the snoopy D-O double gizzle 

The name of Snoop Dogg

fo shizzle dizzle its the big neptizzle with the Snoopy D-o double gizzle

the snoopy D-O double gizzle by izz dogg March 25, 2004

The Sloppy Platypus 

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.

Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!

The Sloppy Platypus by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012