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greasing the skids 

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

hit the skids

To rapidly slow down or stop a moving vehicle by mashing down the brake pedal. So named because of the tires skidding when done in a car without anti-lock brakes.

Can also be used in a metaphorical sense, in which it means to halt whatever action or process is currently occurring.
The police were waiting with a speed trap around the bend, so I hit the skids.
hit the skids by SnarkyNinja June 2, 2009

grease the skids 

get things started, to warm up; to get the ball rolling; to not get caught with your pants down
Jon wanted to grease the skids by sending out an email in advance of the meeting
grease the skids by Brothajmoney February 12, 2008

run the skid 

When you are wiping your butt crack and the toilet paper you are using tears and your finger, usually the middle index, swipes through the ripped toilet paper and touched your anus directly
I had to wash my hands thoroughly today because I was pooped and accidentally run the skid.
run the skid by Noob Jake October 4, 2019

Skid The Roblox Version

Assholes who basically steal your private scripts, and leak it in V3rmillion or Pastebin or both. A lot of the times they will even claim as their own. They are one of or the most hated people in the roblox exploit community.
Skid The Roblox Version: I fucking hate skids stealing my scripts, and putting it on v3rm for people too see.

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society 

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.
Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"