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'tis the season, for the stealin' 

A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.
Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.
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tis the season 

It typically refers to the time before Christmas, which can be defined as anywhere from October to December 24th.
Adam-Bro, I can't wait to get all my presents this year for Christmas.

Jake- I know man, tis the season.

Tasting the Season 

to smoke weed on 4/20
"Happy 4/20"
"I'm tasting the season, you could say."

miss of the season 

1. term used by commentators to describe a footballers sometimes hilarious miss.

2. term used by friends to mock a male who has failed to shag the town bike
John Motson: "Rooney, Giggs and Ronaldo, now surely, Ye - Oh - no! miss of the season. Piss poor shot from Ronaldo

Kev: "As if you didn't bang Sally, she is soo easy!"
Gav: "Yea but i forgot my rhohypnol"
Kev: "Oh, mate, miss of the season!"

reason for the season

Giz The Season

A lesser known but equally popular version of the 19th century holiday classic "Tis The Season"

This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.
Giz the season to be jolly - fa la la la lala la la

Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.
Giz The Season by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Canceled the season 

To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.
Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?