Ripped in the reed

Someone who is muscular built but don't want to show his or her muscles in the public. Hence the expression "Ripped in the reed" - The person rather go in the reed to swim instead of exposing his or her almost naked, well trained body on the beach.

– Where is your friend? I thought he was swimming with us here on the beach?
– No, he is in the reed taking a swim.
– Why?
– Well, he doesn't want to show his muscular body in front of every one.
– I understand, well thought of him.

– Yes, he is Ripped in the reed

Ripped in the reed by Felixos October 30, 2012

Gummed Up The Reed 

1. To mess up
2. To get in a sticky situation
3. To fuck up

Peter we lost this round because of you, stop gumming up the reed.

Had you used protection, we wouldn't be in this mess. Jesus Peter! you really gummed up the reed this time.

Gummed Up The Reed by Prepfin4 December 6, 2016

split the reed 

to gently or forcibly elevate a female's legs to encourage deep penile penetration. generally followed by enthusiastic pelvic thrusting and premature ejaculation.

a combination of the words "split" (a positioning of the legs at an awkward angle) and "reed" (a plant which flourishes in swampy conditions).

I failed in my attempt to split the reed when her wooden leg snapped on the headboard.

split the reed by robust russet October 23, 2008

What the lick reed 

A new some sort of way of saying "Hi". Or as some people know "Whats up?"

"Steven, What the lick reed?!"

Denisse: "Excuse me?"

Steven & Denisse: " I don't get it!" . . . .Chicken. Booger Love♥

What the lick reed by Mangu20 May 5, 2011

dead on the reeds 

very very high out of your mind.

Dude, I got so dead on the reeds the other day that I passed out.

dead on the reeds by snakemanjames August 19, 2009

The Reedman 

When you go to a car dealership, with a ton of unsupervised and unlocked cars... (Specifically Reedman Auto World) and have lots of crazy sex in said unlocked cars.

I stopped at a car dealership today with my girlfriend and pulled the reedman when the sales person walked away...
or
Hey man, I pulled the reedman today... What do you mean? I mean i fucked your mom in a Tahoe when she took me car shopping.

The Reedman by BristolRx August 13, 2017

Wading Through The Reeds 

The Process during gay anal intercourse where the other man has a hairy swamp ass and you need to find your way to the anal hole

I went wading through the reeds last night and barely made it without getting too wet

Wading Through The Reeds by Krusty Krew Klub May 24, 2023