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The Carnegie Pulse 

As Carnegie Mellon's first exclusively online student-run news source, The Carnegie Pulse aims to bring high-quality, relevant news and opinions to the fingertips of students, faculty, and staff.

First and foremost, the Pulse is committed to factual, objective reporting. We strive to represent the interests of Carnegie Mellon's on- and off-campus community, and commit ourselves to treating writers and readers with great respect. The Pulse is free from sensationalism and bias, and though we are officially recognized by the University, we are independently financed and motivated.

With frequent postings, the Pulse will keep readers up to date with campus and community news. We encourage readers to submit their feedback, so that we can best respond to their needs and interests. We see our online forum as an appropriate means for communicating with such a technologically advanced university.

The Pulse is also designed to be a useful experience for aspiring journalists. Contributors will be required to meet deadlines and will receive regular feedback from readers, editors, and other members of writing-related fields. Still, writers will have a strong voice in the final presentation of their articles, and will be aware of any factual or stylistic corrections as they are made, ensuring their creative control.
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The Carnegie Pulse by lindseyQ February 29, 2004

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Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

pulse of the maggots 

A great song by the metal band, Slipknot.
"We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter BUCOLIC
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots"

pulse of the magits 

best song ever by slip knot except for wait and bleed dat jawn was also bangin as shyt 2
im lsitening 2 pulse of the magits by slip knot
pulse of the magits by max December 9, 2004

supply the purse 

To supply the purse is to Bring girls for the party. Or pay for your girl while you're out.
You make sure we have good music, and I'll supply the purse.
Don't worry about bringing cash to the bar baby, I'll supply the purse