the mank 

(adj.) Worst on show. Dirty and disgusting.

He got his arse out and there was all this hair coming from the crack. 'Twas the mank!

the mank by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Mank the Dank 

sum dum bubble gum nigga that will shoot up the school during a fire drill so dont cross this dankboi or else...

Mank the Dank:*walks forward*
other person: MY NIGGA MENKE GETTIN' THAT PUSSY!!!11!111!11!!1!!!!!1

Mank the Dank by BlackmanMcNigger March 19, 2017

Alfred The Mankiller 

In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.

Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.

This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.

Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!

Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe

Alfred The Mankiller by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

The Mankit Dance 

A style of dance to impress the same sex, usually by holding your butt checks and jumping around.

Since this style looks silly, it is very rare to see anyone doing it in public.

The lonely Benjamin went into the club and did the Mankit Dance, but did not know he will soon end up into a sausage fest.

The Mankit Dance by shadowknightel August 17, 2012

The manky kid

The kid that fkn smells like shit and looks like shit

(probs the kids called brock or reece)

(brock or reece walks past)

holy shit cunt put on some deo cunt

Brock: yea well why dont u go and poopoo

The manky kid: The kid thats manky

The manky kid by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome

A mysterious condition affecting certain grown women who have the emotional regulation of a middle-school group chat. Symptoms include: a self-inflated ego, selective amnesia about every bad decision they’ve ever made & a deep belief that the world is “intimidated” by them—when in reality people are just tired of them. She talks like she’s the CEO of “High Value Women,” but her résumé is mostly drama internships & accountability gaps. Claims she is “brutally honest” (translation: rude) & chronically “misunderstood” (translation: exhausting), but she's just spiritually allergic to self-awareness. Classic traits include: judging everyone like she’s on a reality show panel & confusing attention for respect. Common habitat: the comments section, other people’s relationships, & any situation where attention is available in bulk.”

WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.

Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome is often seen in adults who call themselves “grown up” while still being financially supported by Mommy.

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome by Canon-Fans February 20, 2026

The God-Emperor of Mankind 

A twelve foot tall badass from the 41st millennia intent on universal domination under the Imperial truth who rapes stars systems for his day job

Holy shit is that The God-Emperor of Mankind?
No, that's the sun.
Heretic.

The God-Emperor of Mankind by Loyal Imperial Citizen August 19, 2017