The Kunga Effect 

The Kunga Effect: 1) The ability to use obscure, unpublished, and cryptic evidence to completely demolish somebody's thesis, e.g. Bahrani(A.D. 4-17-2010, "The Egyptian Image in Context" ca. 12:00 post meridiem). 2) To shoot down with lasers; see for example, death ray, and Death Star 3) A mythological (or not!!!) Sumerian super-equid involved in the last stand against the invading Semites during the end of the third millennium B.C.

:"Dude, did Wengrow just suffer the bitch-slapping wrath of The Kunga Effect?"
:"Oh yes--yes, he did."
:"Once the unyielding power of the lasers is unleashed..."
:"You CAN'T BEAT the laser."

The Kunga Effect by Donkey Kunga April 22, 2010

The Kuntz 

Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.

We were all just talking and next thing he pulled The Kuntz on us

The Kuntz by Headman76 May 3, 2020

The Kuntry Boi Effect 

The Kuntry Boi Effect is a strategy that guys use to trick girls into thinking they are attractive by wearing jeans, boots, and a hat.

I found myself checking out what I thiught was a cute guy, only to find out that he was using The Kuntry Boi Effect.

The Kuntry Boi Effect by Mr. Dinky-Clinky😤 March 2, 2019

the kunko 

The act of consuming a cheeseburger while sexually satisfying your girl.

Yo guys, what do you call it when you're eating a cheeseburger while you're having sex?

answer: the kunko

Holly: Omg, while we were doing it, he totally took out a cheeseburger and started eating it.

Tricia: HAHAH, i can't believe he did the kunko!!

Holly: Why would someone do that?

Tricia: Because they're freaking goooood!

the kunko by kunk10 June 25, 2010

the kuntz 

ass-to-mouth reacharound while reading about politics or sports on your iphone while tickling the gooch at the same time

man this girl was so boring in bed i gave her the kuntz

the kuntz by cock drags ground & mi hung lo December 14, 2009

The Kunde 

A giant, infectious, four-limbed insect covered in skin.

Holy crap! Did you see The Kunde cross the stage?! One minute it was there and then POOF it was gone!

The Kunde by Actaeon170 February 20, 2012

Martin in the kunskapsskolan 

He is very nice and smart. He loves maths so he probably has A i maths.

person 1: Hey thats Martin in the kunskapsskolan and hes the smart guy.

Person 2: really that is so cool, he is so smart.

Martin in the kunskapsskolan by sefs January 16, 2024