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The polish door hinge 

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.
Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...

Pop The Hanger

To go "All in" on a poker hand.
Ryan Lam, it's time to pop the hanger, you have quad aces.
Pop The Hanger by 3volutionMan April 9, 2007

twinges on the hinges

Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!

Brother : Why not?

Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!

Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!
twinges on the hinges by bubble28 December 23, 2008

off the hinges 

Awesome, unbelievably good. Cousin to "off the hook" and "off the chain".
Oh man, that party was off the hinges!
off the hinges by B.I. April 7, 2003

off the hinges 

synonym for off the hook or off the chain...like crazy insane!!
this website is off the hinges!!
off the hinges by cb November 18, 2004

oil the hinges 

Working out carefully when you are middle aged to lubricate the joints without injuring yourself.
Oil the hinges - Lifting far less weight than you did just five years ago or risk hurting yourself so bad you can't work out again for a week.
oil the hinges by Mesilla January 5, 2014