The Fountainhead 

Novel by Ayn Rand (published in 1943) centering on the struggles of a young architect named Howard Roark. It presents the idea that man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress. The novel celebrates reason, individualism, productivity, and creativity. It is criticized for its presentation of largely black-and-white characters, and an undercurrent of sadomasochism in Roark's relationship with Dominque Francon (who serves as both an adversary and a love interest). Many who dislike the book despise Rand's philosophical system, Objectivism, or are simply too damn lazy to read a 700-page novel.

"What's up with Maria? She's talking about 'collectivism of the soul'."
"She read 'The Fountainhead' this month."
"Is she going to become an objectivist a-hole?"
"No, probably not. You just can't start thinking you're an unrecognized genius when you're reallly just 5% smarter than the dolts around you.

The Fountainhead by Rusanova January 15, 2011

The Fountains Of Cum 

A man’s balls. Located right under the penis.

The Fountains Of Cum! Where all the cum cums from! We have fresh, pure cum that will make you want to have a good licking.

The Fountains Of Cum by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

reel around the fountain 

An early eighties term referring to male oral sex, popularised in the smiths song of the same title.

Reel around the fountain, shove me on the patio, I'll take it slowly. A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-ho.

reel around the fountain by Dzoldzaya December 24, 2006

The Fountains 

The Fountains is a large,green, open space in the centre of Cardiff, Wales (opposite the museum). So called because there used to be flowing fountains but now the council stopped the water due to bubbles. Saturdays draw crowds of Emos, Scene kids and Metalheads from all over Wales and parts of England who all have intentions of getting laid or wasted (preferrably both). They all know eachother from Myspace, have odd piercings ,like Hello Kitty, have tattooed stars on their wrists, wear hair extensions and skinny jeans .

"Dude, are you going to The Fountains this weekend? I've got a bottle of Strongbow and a ten bag."

The Fountains by laurieboo November 20, 2007

The Fountain 

A female lays on her upperback and holds her pelvis and legs into the air. Another person then opens the lips of her vagina and pours diet coke and then drops mentos into the diet coke filled vagina. A reaction occurs causing the soda to erupt out of the woman's vagina.

Last night I preformed The Fountain on Sally. I poured like half a liter into her snatch and then threw a few mentos in there and she shot the soda all over my ceiling!

The Fountain by The Mutton Man August 21, 2010

The fountain 

A move in the sexual field.

When a man receives a blow job from the top on ejaculates up on the woman’s face, like a fountain.

I preformed the fountain on Jessica last night

The fountain by Billyraynyehigh March 8, 2020

The Fountain 

The best movie ever to be produced by a human peasant brain. Hugh Jackman gave a phenomenal performance and is a good person, one of the best I've seen if I've seen one. To put this in perspective, this movie is the equivalent of barebacking Alexis Texas (standing) while Michael Stefano films it. I highly recommend this film if you transcend and have a decent sized brain.

I committed suicide while watching the Fountain because I knew life would never be that transcending.

The Fountain by gjonwg April 11, 2011