the flash

Only the fastest character alive, Superman may have super sonic speed. But The Flash has light speed. Superman couldn't even touch him when they raced.

The Flash: I'm suprised you could even see me.

Superman: Well, I'm suprised you could run as fast as me backwards and run on water

the flash by StrongStong May 21, 2007

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The Flash

the greatest show on the surface of the earth. so... you should watch it. like now. so stop reading this.

Are you going to watch the new episode of the Flash?

The Flash by @aisrrts February 20, 2019

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The Flash

He’s professional at saving people from burning building and giving extra space on computers. That’s pretty much it.

I just used The Flash to give my computer more space

The Flash by Joeligmauricandicesugma November 21, 2019

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The Flash

When you go to a club, get drunk, and leave with a woman, not knowing she is hideous. You then return to her apartment, and you sober up before you are about to have sex. Though you realize she is unattractive, you still fuck her. You then proceed to bust your nut quickly, somewhere between five or ten minutes. Once you nut, you immediately pull out, grab your clothes, and bolt out of her house. Just as The Flash would do.

Dude 1: "Bro what happened to you last night? You left with some ugly chick."

Dude 2: "I know man. Lets just say i was The Flash last night. I got to her house at around 1:00 and was home at 1:09."

The Flash by DNKenij March 29, 2009