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the feather 

A funny way to flip someone off without getting your ass kicked by the person. (Extending your pinky instead of the middle finger).
You're not good enough for the bird, so here's the feather!
the feather by koontz September 6, 2008

The Feather Duster 

A bedroom maneuver that can be exercised by both males and females. Upon initiating sexual contact with said partner, as you are about to climax swiftly pull out a feather (preferably an eagle feather or other endangered animal feather although this is optional as using said feathers only adds cool factor) then tickle your own nose with said feather just as you are coming and it will be at least 1/10th of a better orgasm! Variations of the feather duster include reverse featherdusting, team featherdusting, the dusty blumpkin, and what is commonly referred to as "the french maid".
I heard that when you sneeze, it's 1/10th of an orgasm, so as I was fucking this chick I pulled the feather duster on her and was in heaven 1/10th more than I would be normally!

The Feather Family Fipples 

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.
Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather

Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather
Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feather

feather the clutch 

letting a fart out slowly to avoiding shitting your pants in the process.
After eating spicy thai food,I had to feather the clutch the rest of the day.
feather the clutch by buttpirate81 December 16, 2009